All of you have noticed this situation, I’m sure. It simply cannot be ignored. It’s the little elephant in the room.
Sebastian’s hair is CRAZY!
People who meet him always say: “Oh, look, his hair’s all static-ee!”. But, alas, it’s not static. It’s just… just… crazy hair. Our boy has wacky, out of control, fuzzy-wuzzy-wuz-a-bear, untameable hair. He can’t help it. It has a mind of its own.
Sometimes, after his bath, we brush it down and it’ll stay down for, like, a minute before – SHPROING!!! – it goes right back up.
It will not be subdued, damn it.
The funny thing is, as time goes on, it just gets crazier. It used to look like mere peach fuzz but now it’s looking more like the head of a pineapple. A very wispy pineapple, mind you.
Oh and notice the back of his head. It’s an eerily accurate depiction of the galaxy. He has the whole Milky Way sitting on his little head.
I guess the thing that remains to be seen is what will come first: a haircut or the taming of his locks. Stay tuned…
